yay new weird adventures with my saps

So another adventure with my saps. yesterday i caught her peeling the wall paper yet again, scolded her like 3 times, and inbetween those times she stared endlessly at the motionless fan. Today I found out our outside of the garage door(the door to get into the garage inside the house), remember if u read the other posts, she almost ripped through the door because she was trapt in the garage, well i noticed shes been destroyin the other side wanting to get into the garage door, weird. I walked in the house and saw her sprawled out in the middle of the kitchen table on a plastic bag, licking the bag, and rubbing it all over her face, she sees me, goes "MMM" and continues what shes doing.

We were watching a movie my bf and I, and his leg was jus hanging there, all of a sudden he gets attacked on the leg, she was hiding between the couches, attacked his leg, then as he went to go look she was dead on staring, little while later she climbs out because usually she falls back there and is lazy to come out until something interesting happens, and decides to run so fast at the tin foil ball i threw goes head in to the fridgerator where she somehow gets her head stuck, after she gets it lose, she quickly does her hind leg move and back flip, then continue searchin for the tin foil ball, we have tons of those around the house.

so i head to the bathroom to go pee, she follows me of course, and jumped in the tub, and hid, i looked over and she went "MMM" and was on her back, rubbing her tail in her face while purring very loudly. I left and went in the other room, came back out heard some noise(which only means a couple things, she either found a new book to destroy, or picture, or bag to rub and lick, or is jus up to no good haha), she was missing, i looked for her, and eventually she jumped out scared me, then attacked my foot, and ran in a circle abruptly skidding all over the place, then ran chest first into the corner of the wall, and is now out of breath. I honestly just smile now, becaue it has become a norm hahaha. She sleeps wiht me on my feet, but last night she wanted to sleep next to me by my face(i dont know why it was random), i woke up with her paw in my mouth, her mouth on my mouth, her tail on my mouth, and her 6inch long whiskers in my mouth, each time i woke her up to move her, she goes "MMM" and slaps me in the face(literally slaps me in the face) then purrs and cuddles back in, she finally moved, and when i woke up she went "MMM" again, and did her head bobbing thing. So yep thats more adventures with my saps hehe.