First post of the new year!!!

So its been sooooooooooo long since I blogged, so much has happened, so little time to post. Roxanne is now a healthy and steady 15 lbs, yayay for roxannie hehe. She still is the typical anti-social, lazy, sleeping most of her life away type of cat, except for her eating habits(chokes on her food, and her tongue doesnt pick up the food right idk why) and her weird bizarre behavior of not wanting to poop in a circle shaped kitty litter box, only square, thats still a mystery! Sapphire is still the craziest cat ever and is now 9.2lbs. So far we've noticed she does these attacking others including me if I scream, yell, or even raise my tone of voice at all, she will either meow louding then me, run up to my face and put her lips against mine, or attack me, I usually stop before any of that happens, but also does these crazy behaviors if she is hungry, kitty litter is dirty or shes cranky for some reason. Oh did i ever mention, don't ever hyperventilate or breathe hard or physically fight or for that matter sing high tones she will attack you! Also the door bell rings, she goes after the dogs, poor dogs I really don't know how they live, as they both live in fear.

Saps has gotten me still very puzzled, as I've got some interesting videos are some of her newest behaviors. She can open a plastic zip lock baggy, holding her paw on one side and pulling the other side with her mouth to open it, how?? i dont honestly know where and how she learns this! I hope to add that video one day soon, when i do, ill go in more detail about that situation! If you've read the other stories on the blog, you'd know what i'm talking about when it comes to my crazy saps. If not i suggest you read up, because itll scare you on how wierrrd and pyscho she is. If veternarians could diagnosis cats with disorders or disabilities, she'd prob have autism, bi-polar, displaced anger syndrome, ocd, seperation anxiety, oh the list goes on! She is the anti social cat, except shes not a fraid of people instead loves to be around but just stares, at everybody, and tries to eat their food out of their mouths, not good for company! The other day she freaked out and attacked our other cat, whew that was bad why? my mother raised her voice! She also never lets me out of her sight, kinda creepy owl like too, staring from every corner of the house. Anyways besides her weird behaviors as i hope you already know, if not, don't keep reading, go scroll down and catch up, haha.

Her newest behavior is peeing in the sink. Now this would be weird if it was random or if something is wrong like maybe kitty litter was dirty or blocked right? No she only does it if somebody else is peeing or pooping also, she literally opens the door, looks at the person, goes "MM" then jumps up on the sink, squats down and pees(don't worry still only poops in the kitty litter, but it does make me wonder about maybe toilet training her, hmmm the possibilities!). Now I quickly did all the reading up, is she mad? hungry? kitty litter dirty? blocked? too much going on? whats with this and out of no where! One day I have to say, she loves to watch us in the bathroom, like watching the whole wiping part too, and loves to watch the toilet flush, but it became from watching to literally obsessing about it, pretty soon guess she figured well, I want to pee in here too? so theres a sink, and it has a drain, why not try it!? right? Well she doesn't pee anywhere in the sink just right in the middle right where the drain is, like how does she know this? doesn't wipe her feet always just pees and waits until we wash it out as she literally stares us down as we do it, make sure its clean then does the "MM" sound and leaves the room when were done. The routine is now, go to the bathroom, sit on toilet, watch door slowly open(yes shes learned to open cabinets, some doors, and is even know to literally claw her way through doors[scary strong]), watch saps look at you for a second, watch her jump on sink, watch her squat and do her business in sink, wipe yourself, flush, watch saps watch you flush, then wash out sink, watch saps watch you wash out sink, wash hands, watch saps lick her paws, open door, watch saps bolt out of the door and continue her crazy antics. So i had to video tape it, i just had to, to show the world, not only does my cat have issues and is extremely smart and fast, shes got new habits now. So just so everybody knows, we don't allow this or want this to happen, but when were on the toilet exact time, its a bit hard to shoo her off, because she ignores when we hiss most of the time, and spraying her with water makes her attack you or the dogs, but I found a moment to bring my cell to video it, enjoy!