So did I ever mention having saps means no dull moment?

Ok so heres the scenerio tonight...

Mother has pumpkin pie, calling if anybody wants food, cat nicely sitting away in cardboard box she made home, as adhd dog runs knocks over pie, mother screams of upset her fav pie gone, cat runs out of box, attacks adhd dog. We all run in wondering who got attacked, who is bleeding and if anything is okay? i walk by older dog, she slips falls makes a lot of noise, cat attacks adhd dog again, then mother puts foot up to block the adhd dog and cat so no more blood is shed, mothers foot begins to get swatted at. After calmness circles the house, cat runs in room where we are watching a movie, licks bag of carrots, then rubs her face on carrot bag over and over, then jumps on lap steals a sour cream and onion chip, runs down to floor to eat it, chokes a couple times, finishes chip, goes back to lay on carrot bag as she rubs her face in it again. Fast forward to maybe half hour later, cat runs out of room, went missing, where was she found, when somebody had to use the bathroom, their she was drinking from the toilet, making mmm noises. Fast forward again refuses to leave while in bathroom, obsessively rubs her face and body against rug, tile floor, and side of toilet, eyes get black, eats the magazine, while spinning herself in circles upside down. After that, fast forward again, cat steals straw from drink, eats pieces of straw leaves the evidence all around the cardboard box as she eyes down adhd dog. adhd dog shakes, is afraid to walk by her. This is quite normal for us, and for her, weird for all the readers, but normal for us lol...

This cat has torn apart this chair not to jus scratch but instead eat the insides of it why idk? she eats everything dont ask me why, think this cat has pica lol. Let me be the first to say if ur bored at 3am and wanna play hide and go seek, come visit us, she runs hits ur leg to let u know shes hiding u run in the dark after her and she jumps out scares u and runs away again, her fav spot is the jacuzzi, if u dont participate she attacks u, creepy eh? did i mention she stills runs like shes being attacked herself full speed ahead knocking everything off while since her hairy palms are of course too long she has no grip so she slides and does burn outs everywhere all while every now and then getting her head stuck under the fridge or somehow getting her whole self stuck in the fridge or drawer for that matter, how? dont ask me...yep never a dull moment with her.

This is the same cat vets told us to put her down cuz of his illness, that she wouldnt live long and its a waste to have her in the house or alive. I'm soo freaking happy to say---She turned 3 this past saturday November 21, 2009!!! WHOOP, WHOOP, keeping her strong hehe and of course keeping her "extremely disturbing at times" personality always so known :)!!! i thank the lord everyday i can blog about something so unique, so creepy, so incredibly weird, but also so mine hehehe.

So Happy Belated Birthday Sapphire, My Special Kitty!!! Sorry I Shoulda Blogged About Your Birthday Sooner!!!

^-Baby Pix Are Always Cuter-^

Some videos of my weirdo saps :)

So I havent been posting in awhile, but that doesnt mean saps hasnt got herself into some pretty weird incidents that make me wonder what is going on inside her head hahaha, just means im so busy lately but dont worry more stories will to come hehehe.

I will post more on that soon, but for now I got two videos of her, to show only minor proof how weird and psycho she is.

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First video is how she attacks anybody if your too loud, too much going on, too much ppl, etc. Before this video i was freaking out screaming and she came after me, so i stopped, then my was mimicking me and she ran after him and bit his nose, he quickly stopped. So i thought wait we need to take a video of this to prove to the world shes psycho lol, so i made a lot of loud noises, and you can see her eyes go straight black, and then attack me. We took another video of this, but it somehow got deleted(ugh it was longer and better too) but im sure were get more videos in the future hopefully.... Anyways heres the video, be sure to look at her dark black eyes-VVV
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The Second video is of saps rolling around on a towel, which may seem sometimes normal to people but.. she does this everywhere for even hours ive caught her doing this anywhere even on random ppls coats or purses that visit, so on a scale of her weird factor i give it a 1 out of 10 compared to what she usually does but this video also shows how cute she is haha.... Moving along, heres the video-VVV
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the strange adventures jus keep happening...

So today this is another day ill mark down on the weird factor with saps, i heard a lot of jumping, now this cat can jump, and she gets bored and energy, it can get crazy, anyways i heard a lot of jumping ignored it thought she was jumping at a bug. Finally hear something open down the hallway, im like wtf, so i run down the hallway, which as im running, i see her run towards me then around me as fast as she can, i turn to look she jumped up 4ft and open the thermostat, and somehow pushed a button, like r u serious? nothing got too messed up, but what in hell why would a cat jump at a thermostate anyways? to push the buttons? where does she get these ideas from? how in heck did she open it, after two jumps? how can a cat be so smart? This had to go in the record books as weirrrrd.

Did i mention she has the dogs wrapped between her fingers, all she does is walk by them and they quiver, today she got upset with my yelling ran over and meowed louder then me, then as i lowered my voice she jumped on my lap and put her mouth agaisnt mine to make sure i shut up, and then of course ran to find one of the dogs who were both in different corners of the house hiding, and scratched their faces lol, like wtf? why? shes upset gotta take it out on them? i dont know!!! Right now shes playing fetch with her little tin foil ball, meowing through the house. ITs the only thing to do to keep her sane, and happy and if i dont play fetch with her, she rips apart the ball in tiny pieces then goes to peel wall papers, cling on the chandelear, or my fav climb the windows as she digs her nails to put holes in the windows purposely ive watched this, as i caught her in the act, she runs and shes fast! I have to keep her busy and active, have to, or she throws a tantrum sorta haha.

On good news, my older cat who is 10, has been on a special RD diet for awhile now, is now almost down to 15lbs(the same cat who was once tipping 25lbs), who use to only sleep in the living room not caring if anybody walked by her or, if there was a fire she'd be sleeping, rarely saw her unless it was dinner time, slept a good 17 hours out of the day, seemed grouchy, aloof, and basically a lump... but now runs to my room to sleep with me, jumps on my bed, runs after tin foil balls, plays with strings, jumps through chairs, on top of tables, washers, counters, etc, and is starting to welcoming me when i walk in the house, its a miracle! And when she runs, she sounds like a rhino hahaha, its funny, i got my kitten saps who is like a fox with this unusually long bushy tail thats always up in the air with fox like speed, and my older cat who you can hear walking down the hallway a mile away haha shes got lead feet, shes far from dainty haha, while saps has such hairy feet u never know where she is, she'll even climb up behind the couch and slap u in the face, i know its happened to me a couple times, this kitten plays good hide and seek hahaha. well anyways til next time, adios!

My latest adventure with saps.

So i havent posted in awhile, been kinda crazy here. Saps with her new adventures would just surprise you, it surprised me. We found out she figured out how to open cabinets, not for food, not for toys, but for little baggies inside. She found every little baggie you can think of, doesnt matter what they were filled with, she emptied them everything so the dog can eat it and get in trouble while she gets to have her baggies. One day I saw how the dog got a chewy toy from behind the chair i was like thats odd, then minutes later i saw saps sitting on little baggies on her back pushing her tail in her face, i was like whered that come from, looked around saw a bunch of dog chewys on the ground thrown around behind the chair then walked back to her, she goes "MMM" and takes the bag rubbing it all over her face, while Ill just stand there like in amazement.

She found out how to open the cabinets by using her nails on the bottom of the cabinets and pulling, but awhile back my bf walked in the kitchen to find her reaching for the actual nob on the cabinet trying to open it, creeeepy how smart she is sometimes.

She also ate apart of a computer chair, now most cats just scratch, nah not her, she scratches it until its ripped open then eats the inside parts, the chair is unfixable unlike the walls we patched which i have to say she only had two slip ups where she tried to peel wall paper again, yaya, but now is off to eating chairs, so we left it like that, it is now her chair. She is also did her usual of attacking one of our dogs at least once every other week haha, yesterday, my mother dropped soemthing, she went psycho and attacked our younger dog, then my older cat who is doing amazing on her new diet, backed her up, they both bully the dogs big time. My younger one will follow the dog back and forth through the house staring at them until they jus stop and shiver and then she jus lays there the rest of the time, she can be soo mean. She also slapped me in the face cuz i was screaming, thats a no no in this house, no loud noises, no yellign, or you get attacked by the cat lol. She is still doin that head bobbing thing, and still obsessed with her foil balls which she now also still rips apart and eats unless u keep playing fetch with her. Anyways thats all for now, prob more stories but my mind is warped lol, funny word haha.

The crazy adventures keep continuing :)

so its been awhile since I posted whats been going with saps. The perdicaments she gets her self into my gosh. We patched up the wall where she was peeling she was not happy, i caught her trying to peel the new paint, and tried to eat it, yes eat it, why i dont know, but caught her use her little tiny 6 inch hairy paw lol and put it in her mouth she chewed it then spit it on the ground, does that several times until i get her away from it. The other day walked in the room, there she was hanging from the chandelear trying to get a bug, thought the thing was going to fall, i hissed at her and she just looked at me, didnt even care. my bf was getting her to bed the other night cuz she sleeps on my bed, and as he took her away, she climbed off of his arms, and used his hands to bounce herself off into the arm to climb up the wall into the curtians, then as she did the flying leap in the air caught a fly in her mouth and chewed it, lovely aint it?

She also has a thing for flossing, turns out everytime i floss she has to watch like wtf, but HAS to watch or starts meowing like shes dying meowing and scratchin the door like crazy. So whatever i let her watch, and she freaking watches, she gets on her hind legs and looks deep into my mouth like its an miracle or something lol, then she has to follow and watch me throw it in the trash i dont know why dont ask lol. Yesterday I caught her peeing in the sink, yes omgosh that actually happened, and she wiggled her butt into the water more, i cant believe it, yep she did it, peed in the sink, god help us all lol we're hoping that its not a reoccuring thing. I also notice she is the only cat ever that pants and becomes out of breath playin with a toy, she oves runnin after her tin foil ball back and forth but wears herself out until shes panting and has to lay down, like wtf what kinda cat wears themselves out, she does! what kinda cat rather eat the scratchin post then scratch on it, she does! what kinda cat will go crazy if u have lemonade or ice tea in ur hand to the point she'll jump on you while ur walking to get a sip, she does!

Today i caught her down the hall, trying to peel the wallpaper AGAIN then quickly ran after her but she soon started realizing its all patched up, then went to peel off the corner scratch post i have up for the cats, my older one roxanne uses it to scratch, saps wants to destroy it, dont ask me why lol. She also attacked the dog again, and likes to bully our oldest dog, i didnt even know cats could bully until i met her. I also think she might have ocd, she licks herself alittle too much that when u pick her up, shes soaked in spit lol, weird i know, but she licks to the point that her whole fur coat is soaked, like idk what to do about that, going to brush her tommorrow. She also loovoes to drink water, but not the water instead the edge of the water bowl she loves to lick, yea and i already checked diabetes, nope doesnt have it. her next check up though im checking her hearing, cuz she has no balance, she fell off the couch walkin on the corner again, idk how with her 9lb body has such trouble but the other older car, roxanne, who is now 16.6lbs yaya she used to be 25 big difference, can do it without a problem. ahhhh. anyways She is a barrel of laughs thats all i know. i havent been keepin up with this, been so busy and all. will post more as time goes by :)

yay new weird adventures with my saps

So another adventure with my saps. yesterday i caught her peeling the wall paper yet again, scolded her like 3 times, and inbetween those times she stared endlessly at the motionless fan. Today I found out our outside of the garage door(the door to get into the garage inside the house), remember if u read the other posts, she almost ripped through the door because she was trapt in the garage, well i noticed shes been destroyin the other side wanting to get into the garage door, weird. I walked in the house and saw her sprawled out in the middle of the kitchen table on a plastic bag, licking the bag, and rubbing it all over her face, she sees me, goes "MMM" and continues what shes doing.

We were watching a movie my bf and I, and his leg was jus hanging there, all of a sudden he gets attacked on the leg, she was hiding between the couches, attacked his leg, then as he went to go look she was dead on staring, little while later she climbs out because usually she falls back there and is lazy to come out until something interesting happens, and decides to run so fast at the tin foil ball i threw goes head in to the fridgerator where she somehow gets her head stuck, after she gets it lose, she quickly does her hind leg move and back flip, then continue searchin for the tin foil ball, we have tons of those around the house.

so i head to the bathroom to go pee, she follows me of course, and jumped in the tub, and hid, i looked over and she went "MMM" and was on her back, rubbing her tail in her face while purring very loudly. I left and went in the other room, came back out heard some noise(which only means a couple things, she either found a new book to destroy, or picture, or bag to rub and lick, or is jus up to no good haha), she was missing, i looked for her, and eventually she jumped out scared me, then attacked my foot, and ran in a circle abruptly skidding all over the place, then ran chest first into the corner of the wall, and is now out of breath. I honestly just smile now, becaue it has become a norm hahaha. She sleeps wiht me on my feet, but last night she wanted to sleep next to me by my face(i dont know why it was random), i woke up with her paw in my mouth, her mouth on my mouth, her tail on my mouth, and her 6inch long whiskers in my mouth, each time i woke her up to move her, she goes "MMM" and slaps me in the face(literally slaps me in the face) then purrs and cuddles back in, she finally moved, and when i woke up she went "MMM" again, and did her head bobbing thing. So yep thats more adventures with my saps hehe.

adventures with saps can be anything but normal

So the other day my cat attacked our dog again, poor dog ran like she was being hunted shaking, that same day I found her drinking out of the toilet and then she went to peel off wall paper again, we are not allowed to yell, ring the doorbell, any arguements, any high pitched noise etc, or she'll attack the dogs or u. When we have new ppl over she loves to stare at them down and follow them around the house as she tries to attack their legs well that happened too as they had a friend over, it was interesting to see the friend be afraid and confused of why this 9lb cat is doing this.

Yesterday i caught her missing, didnt know where she goes, this is a cat that has FIV, so i always worry about her, she dead asleep under a blanket and pillow, she likes weight and darkness, later that day i noticed the cabinet was opened again and every plastic bag was pulled out all over the kitchen floor. When i found her she was licking one of the bags and rubbing it all over her face, when i called her name, she made a MMM noise ran in circles, did her little exorcist head move almost turning it around in a 360 turn, then watched her paw as she threw it in the air.

Today i caught my cat running through the house at full speed in circles on the table, off the table, on the counter off the counter, under chairs, through chairs, over chairs, and short bit after she ran and ripped apart a picture which she bit and chewed it to pieces leaving the remains all over the counter. She has a certian thing for pictures she likes to chew them and rip them to pieces. Every night we have to put down a certian amount of toys so this doesnt happen, whats the toys consist of... a tin foil ball one small, one big, a shiny string, and a shoe lace, she decides which one she likes best. if not she opens the cabinets again searching for a baggy. Well tonight she got bored and decided to run up and down the couches jump in circles including while staring at the light jumpin backwards staring upwards after awhile she goes and finds stuff to destroy whether it be pictures, wall paper, couches, pillows, boxes, carpets, u name it. finally she has calmed down, crazy eh?

More adventures with saps hehe

About almost a year ago, my older cat fell off the table, didnt get hurt, but my younger baby cat ran after the older one and attacked her! She has done this to the dogs, if they fall, she attacks them, if they jump up and down she attacks them, if their too excited she attacks them. My mother burned her chest, and freaked, she attacked the dog, then went after my mother. Moments later she was doing this headshaking thing likes to turn her head almost in a 360 turn, well i watched as she found a way to push the seat up on a toilet to drink from the toilet lol.

A while ago she got stuck in the garage for no more then 20-30 mins i finally go let her out, she almost destroyed the door literally broke pieces of the door off, which is pretty crazy for a little 9lb cat, she literally almost scratched through the door idk how. I mean we have a piece of the wall ripped off because she likes to peel wall paper lol. Then couple days later i heard a loud noise in the laundry room, I ignore it, hear a lot of noises, then i see the cat walk out of the bathroom from the laundry room carrying a bag thats bigger then my 18lb cat with about a 15lb instruction book on how to work the dryer in it which was on the shelf above the dryer and washer, now since my cat loooves baggies alittle too much she had to grab it and bring it to us lol. Then after we saw that she got excited ran in circles for a couple minutes and ran full speed against the corner of the wall to jump up and press her chest really hard against the corner of the wall that she fell over, got excited and did a back flip, we then had to hide the book again.

A couple days after that incident she opened the cabinet, opened a huge bag of treats carried them around and ate them, then went and got this little baggy with a filter in it we use for her water bowl, she opened the bag then took the filter running through the house flipping it in the air and doing backflips, running in circles. We put the filter in a new baggy and hid it in the pill box(we dont want her eating it or rippin it in into tiny pieces all over the ground), she then found out where, opened the pill box grabbed the baggy and opened that one to get to the filter where she loves to shake the filter back and forth in her mouth as she whines really loud.

literally a day or two after that, my bf was laying on his belly so i can jump on his back to crack it, and she attacked him lol literally ran up to his head put his paws around his head and bit him, then couple days later we had two ppl over to look at the backyard, she ran in front of them as they were walking in, hissed at them attacked their foot, then tried to trip them lol. I also caught her that day walking on her hind legs and through her arms in the air almost like she looks like she wants to flap lol.

And just alittle while ago maybe a couple weeks or so ago, we had a box of beer on the kitchen table, it was half empty, she climbed on the box, put her paw through the little handle opening and put her one nail through the little top of the beer can and tried to pull it through the hole and didnt stop until she almost broke the box doing so. So far shes learned to open cabinets, she remembers where i hide when we play hide and go seek haha, she has no balance(literally no balance she cant walk a straight line without tipping over lol), cant run fast cuz of her 6inch long hairy feet, so when she runs she goes half way on the normal floor then goes on the rug to catch herself from sliding haha. then she also loooves to rub her face and her feet over anything soft, but sat on the pillow and did that head spinning thing, and shaked her head up and down like she was shaking her head yes over and over spinning her head, shaking it for 15minutes. this is an normal day for our "special needs" cat.

About Saps & Roxanne...

My first cat named Zeus(I miss so much) got unusually sick, started becoming larthargic, and not himself around 8 and half months, he use to open doors by himself, cool cat, well i suspected something got him to a vet, had a rare disease that was taking his life slowly but surely, vet said we have no idea whats happening to him said maybe he ate a bug or something, and tried their best, but there was nothing they could do, so I had to put him down when he was 9months old. Couple weeks later, I got my Roxanne, now 10. I picked her out because she licked me in the face. The owners who had the mother said, she has a hernia, and probably will need special help. I didn't care, I wanted her. I love her, so I treated her hernia, she was a typical cat after that. I got her shots done, made sure she didnt eat any bugs. Well I soon found out she had an neurological disorder that affected her eating, she couldn't get the food in her mouth properly and chew properly either. Well right around the time I got her spayed, she blew up in weight. She went from maybe 6lbs to 16lbs in like two weeks. They said that can happen, I took her to get the rest of her shots, and noticed she lost a lot of her energy. I thought it was normal. She went from 16lbs to 22lbs in weeks after that. I honestly thought i was over feeding her, but i made sure she had plenty of exercise, the vet said put her on a scheduled diet. So I did, she was a typical, bad tempered, no eye contact, only wanted affection when wanted food, twitching, sleeping cat lol.

Well then my boyfriend got this kitten for me(who is now 2 and half years old), for our year anniversary. We went to go pick out the kitten, cuttte as anything. Her sister played with the mother and older sister, while this kitten kinda played in a cardboard box, and kinda ignored everything else going around her. I went to go play with her, she ignored me, the other cats ran after my shoe string, she kinda just jumped in and out of the box over and over and over again. I picked her, they said are u sure? her sister is much more playful and interactive, but I chose her because she was gorgeous. Little did I know she had a lot of neurological problems. She was tinnny, and adorable. My older cat hated her at first, territory thing I guess. She started displaying weird traits, only playing with certian cat toys like tin foil balls, and only liked watching them spin literally spun them and walked around them in circles, i would hold her and she would instantly fight with me unlike my other cat who sorta jus went along with, she acted like i was murdering her, and look away, and when she did look at me, she freaking stareddd like no other. She had a issue where she wanted pressure on her, where if there was somebody about to sit down, she ran under that person just to feel the pressure i guess. She also loved to watch the toilet be flushed hehe. I got her shots so she can be healthy, now right after the shots she started showing aggressiveness to the dogs, which was our puppy whos the same age as her and our older dog whos now 14. If you turned on the fan she went psycho, if you flipped cards by her, she went psycho, she had to have the same food or would throw up. She rubbed her body all over plastic bags, and had to lay on plastic bags had to, she would knock everything out of her way off the table jus to lay on the bag. She would run in circles for hours, has a tail as long as her body, whiskers 6 inches long, a tongue abnormally long, and hairy palms abnormally long. You couldnt ring the doorbell, or get too loud, or have too many ppl in the house, she would attack either the dogs, or a person. I didn't understand what the heck is going on. So I had to spay her, well she gained some weight, and started having problems eating like Roxanne, she chokes on her food and can't properly get it in her mouth. So I bought her oral food thats big in size to help her eat better. She is obsessed with eating anything in her sight even if its ketchup, coffee grinds, pizza, noodles, soup, salad, its crazy. She likes to open and close her paw over and over and over again, likes to grab her tail and shove it in her face and rub her face all over her tail. I honestly dont know whats wrong with her. The vet tells me thats a neurological problem with the cat. I mean heres a cat with balance problems, who is drawn to water, will sit up and sway back and forth for hours literally, gets out of breath real easily, spins all the time, stuff that most normal cats dont do.

We have a somewhat normal cat, Roxanne, who sleeps all the time, doesnt care for ppl, likes to be alone unless hungry, hides during everything, who loves strings, tries to avoid any human contact, and eye contact, etc. And then there is Saps(short for sapphire by the way), who doesnt sleep as much is instead always into something, has to be by people where she likes to hit them with her paw lol, loves to stare, if ppl are in the house she is next to them staring lol, isnt scared of anything except fans lol, prefers tin foil balls or pictures to strings lol, who is drawn to water including our lagoon. Yea can ya tell the difference.

Well i have to say the vet admitted to us my kitten could be diagnosed with autism if there was such a thing, can u believe it, never heard a vet say that before, but could be right. My older cat cant meow, she goes me me me owww its weird lol, and the other kitten screeches insteads of meows like this high pitch meow lol. ITs interesting living with my kitten, she can be a handful, and im sure ur read why.

Oh i also have a 2 and half year dog that has tourettes, ocd, and possible siezures gotta love it hehe.



Well ill be blogging here more about the adventures of Saps and what she gets in to, hope you all enjoy hehe.