adventures with saps can be anything but normal

So the other day my cat attacked our dog again, poor dog ran like she was being hunted shaking, that same day I found her drinking out of the toilet and then she went to peel off wall paper again, we are not allowed to yell, ring the doorbell, any arguements, any high pitched noise etc, or she'll attack the dogs or u. When we have new ppl over she loves to stare at them down and follow them around the house as she tries to attack their legs well that happened too as they had a friend over, it was interesting to see the friend be afraid and confused of why this 9lb cat is doing this.

Yesterday i caught her missing, didnt know where she goes, this is a cat that has FIV, so i always worry about her, she dead asleep under a blanket and pillow, she likes weight and darkness, later that day i noticed the cabinet was opened again and every plastic bag was pulled out all over the kitchen floor. When i found her she was licking one of the bags and rubbing it all over her face, when i called her name, she made a MMM noise ran in circles, did her little exorcist head move almost turning it around in a 360 turn, then watched her paw as she threw it in the air.

Today i caught my cat running through the house at full speed in circles on the table, off the table, on the counter off the counter, under chairs, through chairs, over chairs, and short bit after she ran and ripped apart a picture which she bit and chewed it to pieces leaving the remains all over the counter. She has a certian thing for pictures she likes to chew them and rip them to pieces. Every night we have to put down a certian amount of toys so this doesnt happen, whats the toys consist of... a tin foil ball one small, one big, a shiny string, and a shoe lace, she decides which one she likes best. if not she opens the cabinets again searching for a baggy. Well tonight she got bored and decided to run up and down the couches jump in circles including while staring at the light jumpin backwards staring upwards after awhile she goes and finds stuff to destroy whether it be pictures, wall paper, couches, pillows, boxes, carpets, u name it. finally she has calmed down, crazy eh?