So did I ever mention having saps means no dull moment?

Ok so heres the scenerio tonight...

Mother has pumpkin pie, calling if anybody wants food, cat nicely sitting away in cardboard box she made home, as adhd dog runs knocks over pie, mother screams of upset her fav pie gone, cat runs out of box, attacks adhd dog. We all run in wondering who got attacked, who is bleeding and if anything is okay? i walk by older dog, she slips falls makes a lot of noise, cat attacks adhd dog again, then mother puts foot up to block the adhd dog and cat so no more blood is shed, mothers foot begins to get swatted at. After calmness circles the house, cat runs in room where we are watching a movie, licks bag of carrots, then rubs her face on carrot bag over and over, then jumps on lap steals a sour cream and onion chip, runs down to floor to eat it, chokes a couple times, finishes chip, goes back to lay on carrot bag as she rubs her face in it again. Fast forward to maybe half hour later, cat runs out of room, went missing, where was she found, when somebody had to use the bathroom, their she was drinking from the toilet, making mmm noises. Fast forward again refuses to leave while in bathroom, obsessively rubs her face and body against rug, tile floor, and side of toilet, eyes get black, eats the magazine, while spinning herself in circles upside down. After that, fast forward again, cat steals straw from drink, eats pieces of straw leaves the evidence all around the cardboard box as she eyes down adhd dog. adhd dog shakes, is afraid to walk by her. This is quite normal for us, and for her, weird for all the readers, but normal for us lol...

This cat has torn apart this chair not to jus scratch but instead eat the insides of it why idk? she eats everything dont ask me why, think this cat has pica lol. Let me be the first to say if ur bored at 3am and wanna play hide and go seek, come visit us, she runs hits ur leg to let u know shes hiding u run in the dark after her and she jumps out scares u and runs away again, her fav spot is the jacuzzi, if u dont participate she attacks u, creepy eh? did i mention she stills runs like shes being attacked herself full speed ahead knocking everything off while since her hairy palms are of course too long she has no grip so she slides and does burn outs everywhere all while every now and then getting her head stuck under the fridge or somehow getting her whole self stuck in the fridge or drawer for that matter, how? dont ask me...yep never a dull moment with her.

This is the same cat vets told us to put her down cuz of his illness, that she wouldnt live long and its a waste to have her in the house or alive. I'm soo freaking happy to say---She turned 3 this past saturday November 21, 2009!!! WHOOP, WHOOP, keeping her strong hehe and of course keeping her "extremely disturbing at times" personality always so known :)!!! i thank the lord everyday i can blog about something so unique, so creepy, so incredibly weird, but also so mine hehehe.

So Happy Belated Birthday Sapphire, My Special Kitty!!! Sorry I Shoulda Blogged About Your Birthday Sooner!!!

^-Baby Pix Are Always Cuter-^